It's Not a Bald Spot
Bald? Nah — you’re just fully charged. This tee lets the world know that what they call a bald spot, you call your solar panel for a sex machine. Bold, hilarious, and built for comfort, this shirt is for legends who own every inch of their shine.
Made from a breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend with DryBlend® moisture-wicking tech, it keeps you cool whether you’re cruising the streets or just soaking up compliments.
Details:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Bald? Nah — you’re just fully charged. This tee lets the world know that what they call a bald spot, you call your solar panel for a sex machine. Bold, hilarious, and built for comfort, this shirt is for legends who own every inch of their shine.
Made from a breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend with DryBlend® moisture-wicking tech, it keeps you cool whether you’re cruising the streets or just soaking up compliments.
Details:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Tear-away label for itch-free wear
Bald? Nah — you’re just fully charged. This tee lets the world know that what they call a bald spot, you call your solar panel for a sex machine. Bold, hilarious, and built for comfort, this shirt is for legends who own every inch of their shine.
Made from a breathable 50/50 cotton-poly blend with DryBlend® moisture-wicking tech, it keeps you cool whether you’re cruising the streets or just soaking up compliments.
Details:
• 50% cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 5.5 oz/yd² (186 g/m²)
• DryBlend® moisture-management fabric
• Modern classic fit
• Ribbed collar, taped neck and shoulders for durability
• Tear-away label for itch-free wear